when your parent comes to check if you’re still awake
take me here on our first date
when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant
I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR
HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO
I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN
I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE
"Which is annoying."
Glitches in the matrix.
I’m freaking out
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
i hate this website everyone’s hotter than me wtf
now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…