Underneath the Shell
Me: *Procrastinating
My parents: Can you please-
Me: Are you serious do you even know how much homework I have Im stressing over so much please dont make me do it I really need to get this homework done I am so tired
How I say bye to people

goingback-tothestart:

To most people: See you! :)
To my best friends: … who do you think you are. leave

gayundertones:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

theepichumor:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

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